Uhhh...really?

In an attempt to get Lucas to stop sucking his finger (see previous post) Josh had a rather interesting conversation with Lucas tonight.

Josh: You better stop sucking on your finger. You might get worms in your belly.
Lucas: (brow furrowed) Worms?
Josh: (somewhat untruthfully) You played in the dirt and there are worms in the dirt. So when you suck on your finger they get in your belly.
Lucas: (very matter-of-factly) That's okay. I'll just poop them out in the toilet later daddy.

A swing and a miss for daddy. Lucas is cool with worms in his belly if it means extended finger sucking time.